-Patients visited: 2
-Patients who talked on the phone as I sat in their room doodling on my clipboard waiting for them to finish describing, in excruciating, repetitive detail, what a side-scroll bar is and how to use one: 1
-Fires: 1
-Elevators out of order: 8
-Cardiac arrests: 1
-Emails I received documenting an argument between two of my [...]