I was talking to someone online who made this neat word generator thing. It’s set up so you can make your own, by theme. Of course, I made a nutrition one! Yay! It’s hilarious!

Select “Nutrition” on the left, and click the green button that says “View a sentence.”" Then just see if you can get yourself to STOP pressing the green button!

Some of the ones I got just now:
“Peanut butter sandwiches cure fecal incontinence in paranoid foodies.”
“Leptin injections reduce wardrobe malfunction in disaffected Royal Canadian Mounted Police officers.”
“Turkey weiners positively correlated with genital herpes in Asian hipsters.”
“Junior Mints increase probability of greasy stools in Icelandic cigar aficionados.”