nataliedee.com
No comment really necessary on this one.

…my unwholesome fascination with this man.

Walk it out…

Then break it down.

I was talking to someone online who made this neat word generator thing. It’s set up so you can make your own, by theme. Of course, I made a nutrition one! Yay! It’s hilarious!
Select “Nutrition” on the left, and click the green button that says “View a sentence.”” Then just see if you can [...]

Courtesy of Druxy’s
Ingredients:
1 turkey club sandwich
1 deli pickle
1 Granny Smith apple
1 Rice Krispies square
1 pint 2% milk
1 mouth
First, have a bite of your sandwich, then take a large swig of the milk. You will notice it has gone bad. Gag a little. Run to the sink and spit it out while several people watch in [...]

-Patients visited: 2
-Patients who talked on the phone as I sat in their room doodling on my clipboard waiting for them to finish describing, in excruciating, repetitive detail, what a side-scroll bar is and how to use one: 1
-Fires: 1
-Elevators out of order: 8
-Cardiac arrests: 1
-Emails I received documenting an argument between two of my [...]